Headbangers' are people who like heavy-metal music, which is performed…

Dave Barry
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Headbangers' are people who like heavy-metal music, which is performed by skinny men with huge hair who stomp around the stage, striking their instruments and shrieking angrily, apparently because somebody has stolen all their shirts. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up, p.244, Ballantine Books
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