Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe…

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Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.
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