I was a knight, Andrea said. I'm not just going to start shooting ever…

Ilona Andrews
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I was a knight, Andrea said. I'm not just going to start shooting every dickhead who mouths off to me. Just making sure. Besides, if I shot him, I'd do it so nobody could trace it back to me. I'd shoot him somewhere remote, his head would explode like a melon, and they would never find his body. He would just vanish. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2011). Magic Slays, p.73, Penguin
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