You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years…

George Carlin
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You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get up past around... a minute, minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there. ✨ George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya!, www.imdb.com. 2008.
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