A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because t…

Darynda Jones
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A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange. ✨ Darynda Jones (2013). Fifth Grave Past the Light, p.106, Macmillan
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A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange. ✨ Darynda Jones (2013). Fifth Grave Past the Light, p.106, Macmillan

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