I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to …

Darynda Jones
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.39, Macmillan
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.39, Macmillan

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