I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, wh…

Darynda Jones
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I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn't ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos. ✨ Darynda Jones (2012). Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet, p.123, St. Martin's Press
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