We could make this work, you know. I will knee you in the groin. I cou…

Darynda Jones
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We could make this work, you know. I will knee you in the groin. I could give you a night you will never forget. Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable. ✨ Darynda Jones (2013). Fifth Grave Past the Light, p.123, Macmillan
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We could make this work, you know. I will knee you in the groin. I could give you a night you will never forget. Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable. ✨ Darynda Jones (2013). Fifth Grave Past the Light, p.123, Macmillan

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