What? I have a cold. Don’t get a look of terror on your face. The wors…

Mindy Kaling
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What? I have a cold. Don’t get a look of terror on your face. The worst that could happen is that you’ll get a cold, too. You don’t have to theatrically Purell a thousand times a day and look all panicky every time I come into the room. ✨ Mindy Kaling (2011). Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns), p.173, Three Rivers Press
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