Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birth…

Mindy Kaling
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Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.
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