If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. T…

Mindy Kaling
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If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy. ✨ Mindy Kaling (2011). Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns), p.203, Three Rivers Press
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