I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your fri…

Mindy Kaling
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I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed. ✨ Mindy Kaling (2011). Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition), p.155, Crown/Archetype
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