When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters …

Mindy Kaling
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When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny. ✨ Interview with Keith Phipps, film.avclub.com. April 4, 2007.
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