One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving schoo…

Lewis Black
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One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it. ✨ Lewis Black's Life Advice for Millennials by Gwynne Watkins, www.gq.com. August 22, 2013.
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