Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, If it weren’t for my horse…

Lewis Black
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Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college. Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. If it weren't for my horse... as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go — I wouldn't have spent that year in college, which is a degree-granting institution. Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!
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