If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe t…

Lewis Black
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If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
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If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

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