I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I coul…

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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation. ✨ Lewis Black Is No Judge Judy. Interview with Nick Baumann, www.motherjones.com. March 11, 2008.
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation. ✨ Lewis Black Is No Judge Judy. Interview with Nick Baumann, www.motherjones.com. March 11, 2008.

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