In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high …

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In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps. ✨ Dave Barry (2011). Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway, p.28, Ballantine Books
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