It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if …

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. ✨ Dave Barry (2013). My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, p.100, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. ✨ Dave Barry (2013). My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, p.100, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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