It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if …

Dave Barry
358 citations
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. ✨ Dave Barry (2013). My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, p.100, Andrews McMeel Publishing
Life Thought Truth
13

More Author Quotes

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.53, Ballantine Books
In the words of a very famous dead person, 'A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic Aptitude Test.
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. ✨ Dave Barry (2013). My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, p.100, Andrews McMeel Publishing

More Author Quotes

Most Cited Authors

The Best Quotes

Most Liked Authors

Curated Author Quotes