Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things righ…

George Carlin
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion

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