I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's dis…

George Carlin
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
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