I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weigh…

Elayne Boosler
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. ✨ Top 5 Things I’m Thankful for by Elayne Boosler, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 24, 2010.
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. ✨ Top 5 Things I’m Thankful for by Elayne Boosler, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 24, 2010.

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