The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have …

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. ✨ How funny women fought hard for their place in the spotlight by Paul Harris, www.theguardian.com. October 20, 2012.
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. ✨ How funny women fought hard for their place in the spotlight by Paul Harris, www.theguardian.com. October 20, 2012.

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