He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak …

Janet Evanovich
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He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming back as a man. Priorities are clearly defined. Life is simple. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.322, Macmillan
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