That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Co…

Jennifer Crusie
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That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)
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