We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marr…

Eoin Colfer
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We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.
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I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels. ✨ Eoin Colfer (2011). Plugged, p.35, Hachette UK
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