We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marr…

Eoin Colfer
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We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.
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I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up. ✨ Eoin Colfer (2008). Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony, Miramax
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums. ✨ Eoin Colfer (2005). Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3, Miramax
It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. ✨ Eoin Colfer (2001). Artemis Fowl
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