I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS! …

J. K. Rowling
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I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS! yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head NEVER - he thundered - INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!
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I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS! yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head NEVER - he thundered - INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!

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