Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking …

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Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch. ✨ David Sedaris (2010). Naked, p.94, Hachette UK
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