Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I h…

Bill Cosby
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? was not In the men's room, Julie. ✨ Bill Cosby (1989). Love & Marriage
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