A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bat…

Bill Cosby
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. ✨ Bill Cosby (1987). Fatherhood, Berkley Publishing Group
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. ✨ Bill Cosby (1987). Fatherhood, Berkley Publishing Group

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