Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. …

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Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2006). Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office, p.142, Penguin
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Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2006). Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office, p.142, Penguin

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