This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others t…

P. J. O'Rourke
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This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one will gainsay you. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (1987). The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, Pocket
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It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People, p.288, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2015). … ▶
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Modern Manners: An Etiquette Boo … ▶
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