You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no scri…

Stephen Colbert
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You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back. ✨ 23 Of The Best Pieces Of Advice Ever Given To Graduates. Stephen Colbert 2006 Knox Commencement Address, www.businessinsider.com. May 15, 2013.
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