I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, …

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I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. ✨ Dave Barry (1985). Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead, p.60, Rodale
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I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. ✨ Dave Barry (1985). Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead, p.60, Rodale

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