Bill Maher
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New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to let her see a crying baby, a bratty five-year-old, and a surly teenager to see what will happen if she doesn’t. And you have to tell her it costs $204,000 to raise it until it turns eighteen, in 2028, where it will be a slave to the Chinese, in a radioactive world with no animals, fish, or plants. ✨ Bill Maher (2011). The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass, p.221, Penguin

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