Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set y…

Andy Borowitz
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Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years. ✨ FaceBook post byAndy Borowitz from Aug 28, 2012
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