Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people i…

Mark Twain
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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. ✨ Mark Twain (2013). Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated), p.5704, Delphi Classics
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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. ✨ Mark Twain (2013). Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated), p.5704, Delphi Classics

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