It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother …

Mark Twain
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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.31, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.31, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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