I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy o…

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I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. ✨ The man in the Irony Mask by Seth Mnookin, www.vanityfair.com. October 2007.
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I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. ✨ The man in the Irony Mask by Seth Mnookin, www.vanityfair.com. October 2007.

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