If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at the end of the month, you'll notice that the white guys are walking and talking and standing like the black guys do. You'll never see the black guys going, Oh, golly! We won the big game today, yes sir! But you'll see guys with red hair named Duffy going, What's happenin'? ✨ Occupation: Foole. Comedy album by George Carlin, 1973.
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