It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask …

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It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it. ✨ Dave Barry (1984). Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home, p.9, Rodale
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