Terry Pratchett
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It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community' by redecorating the homes of the elderly, lending a new terror to old age and, given Ankh-Morpork's crime rate, leading to at least one old lady having her front room wallpapered so many times in six months that now she could only get in sideways. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2008). Feet Of Clay: (Discworld Novel 19), p.60, Random House

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