Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study…

P. J. O'Rourke
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Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). The CEO of the Sofa, p.173, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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