If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community woul…

Conan O'Brien
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If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock, jumping up like a frog, coming up with weird concepts and ideas, making faces, and combing his hair into a giant pastry.' It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy. ✨ Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. August 30, 2006.
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