But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela…

Chuck Klosterman
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But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. ✨ Chuck Klosterman (2004). Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto, p.78, Simon and Schuster
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But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. ✨ Chuck Klosterman (2004). Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto, p.78, Simon and Schuster

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