The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having…

John Green
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The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people. ✨ John Green (2015). Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition, p.12, Penguin
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The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people. ✨ John Green (2015). Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition, p.12, Penguin

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