Kids across the country have grown up accepting the idea that no one c…

Sloane Crosley
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Kids across the country have grown up accepting the idea that no one can harm your family if at least one of its adult members is in the shower. No one knows why. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2012). I Was Told There'd Be Cake, p.62, Portobello Books
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Kids across the country have grown up accepting the idea that no one can harm your family if at least one of its adult members is in the shower. No one knows why. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2012). I Was Told There'd Be Cake, p.62, Portobello Books

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