Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here,…

Janet Evanovich
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Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Hot Six: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.282, St. Martin's Press
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Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Hot Six: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.282, St. Martin's Press

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