What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering …

Mark Twain
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What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. ✨ Mark Twain (2012). Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations, p.238, Courier Corporation
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