Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? …

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Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
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